{"product_id":"stellar-goose-hat","title":"Stella Güs Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Stella Güs! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e(Rhymes with Bruce)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGoose shows are some hard play.  Waiting in line with Shook all day in the hot summer sun or hard Ohio rain to maneuver within spitting distance of the rail.  Getting all sweaty dancing to the hot jams in under-cooled Live Nation venues.  And let's face it.  We owe it to the band to look our best if they gotta look at us twisting and grooving for 3 hours at a time while they melt our brains.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell, this is a hat to save your brains from leaking all over Pete's loafers (loafers!!!) and looking your best when Trevor's gaze falls upon you.  With the subtle style of Stella Güs, wearing this cap won't get you mistaken for a wook and hassled by The Man and is guaranteed to only attract the finest members of whatever gender you're trying to attract.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd you can get it in White hat\/black visor, Grey hat\/black visor and my favorite....the black hat\/purple visor.  Heck, you might want all three if you sweat a lot and find yourself on a long Goose tour!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe manufacturer AI sez.....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the snapback of your dreams! It's structured and high-profile, with a flat visor and a subtle grey under visor. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 85% acrylic, 15% wool\u003cbr\u003e• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile\u003cbr\u003e• Plastic snap closure\u003cbr\u003e• Grey under visor\u003cbr\u003e• Head circumference: 22″–24″ (55–60 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wysteria Mercantile and Trading Co Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Gray \/ Gray","offer_id":48778587603200,"sku":"5729784_4477","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ White \/ White","offer_id":48778587635968,"sku":"5729784_4478","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ Black \/ Black","offer_id":48778603168000,"sku":"1476223_4482","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/1690\/2144\/files\/snapback-black-white-white-front-6a1b1049d45ac.jpg?v=1780158556","url":"https:\/\/wysteriamercantile.com\/products\/stellar-goose-hat","provider":"Wysteria Mercantile and Trading Co Ltd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}